plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue
(Source: plazm, via tell-your-secrets-to-the-moon)
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through
there are two kinds of people
(Source: dogs420, via running-free-yogi)
